Wednesday, March 18, 2009

out of the mouth of babes

Scene: Our bed - 6:30 a.m. (too early)

Jack: Smells yike cow poo-poo.

Me: (sniff, sniff) I don't smell any cow poop. (We do have cows nearby so sometimes the smell of manure graces our senses)

Jack: Yes it does. Is stinky.

Me: No. It smells fine in here.

Jack: Wait. Yet me smell you. (He is now 1 centimeter from my face)

Jack: Oh sick. (as he rebounds back 4 feet)

Jack: Is your breath mom. Peeeeeee-Ewwwwww! Smells yike cow poop-poo!

Thanks, son. Thanks.

11 comments:

Jay and Gwen Sessions said...

Boy the true hurts...or in this case stinks. We wish we would have written down all our kid's little sayings like when we said Garrett, your nose is running....he corrected us by saying his feet do the running NOT his nose. Of course Gwen, and Ali too, of all the strange things students come up with. The strangest was when I visited Gwen's class and one little brat guessed I was her Grandpa. I hope she flunks the kid. Needless to say I am not coming back.

heidi said...

that IS funny. I guess at least it was your breath...

the 2nd tallest tree said...

Mine likes to ask, "What's that stinky smell?" first thing in the morning while standing right in front of our faces. At least she "kindly" doesn't say, "Oh, it's your breath!", but we get the message loud and clear. Subtle, eh?
Kids, I guess tact takes a few more years to figure out.;o)

HeatherM said...

really your dad is so funny!
love it!
makenzie has done that to but her nose was in my crack

Fawn said...

Hilarious!!!!!!!!
Uhhhh 6:30am really?

Marsha Lueck said...

LAUGHING.. LAUGHING really hard! Oh my gosh, I have been there and it is a crazy feeling of rejection of a 2 or 3 year old! Honesty!!! Gotta love it!

Amy said...

That is some funny stuff!

collette crew said...

so- a few items of business:

1. I laughed out loud when I read about your poo breath. Jack sounds like a lot of fun to have around.

2. Lucy's party was straight out of a really cool magazine. I LOVED it! Every detail was perfect.

3. I'm wanting short hair too- and I loved (I think it's option 2) the surfer girl look... but they are all pretty darn cute. post pictures with the new do!

HEATHER D said...

That is hillarious. You just made my day. Funny, I just got done changing Coopers pooeeeeee diaper and came down stairs wondering why his stentch was lingering. Looking down to admire my large breasts was a large smear of crap on my booby. Wow, isn't it great to be a mother.

Marie said...

Oh, it is such a sad day to me when my sweet innocent children realize I have stinky morning breath. It has happened with each and every one of them and I always feel like it's a crossing over from being my little baby to being independent. Why do they have to grow up?

summer said...

THat is the funniest thing ever!!! Bryan told me to same thing this morning except he referred to mine as half really bad human breath mixed with half dog breath! Thanks!