Monday, November 19, 2007

Jenni, DeAnna or what's that you say....ALI?





It's true. I obsess over The Bachelor. Last night in my dreams I was one of the final three waiting for Brad Womack to express his undying love for me in the most dramatic engagement proposal and rose ceremony yet!



Of course, in my dream I did not look like this....

Rather, I had a rockin' body, blonde flowing hair, and a "rack" only money can buy. Not only that, I was on top of my flirting game (which has not been in practice for 5 years now). You could say I was the "front runner"!

Brad had given me some pretty strong implications that I would be receiving that engagement rose.

Really, I felt bad for the other two. It seemed as though they did not stand a chance.
I just pictured them driving home in the limo sobbing their eyes out because I was the one wrapped in the strong, masculine arms of Bachelor Brad.

So stay tuned tonight for a great showing. I hope I didn't ruin too much of it for you. Just don't say I didn't tell ya so when you hear those words...


"Ali, will you accept this proposal rose?"

11 comments:

Amy said...

Man, I wish I had TV to enjoy this show too. I love crazy dreams! I once had a dream about Dr. Christian Troy from Nip/Tuck. It was very....interesting!

Melissa said...

You are so funny - and I do think you could have won. I don't think you look anything like the asian dude in the moo moo though. D
"A rack only money could buy" - I guess I coulda used one of those when I tried out for Survivor. I'm convinced they didn't pick me because I didn't have the bought rack. (kidding:)

kelly southwell said...

tooooo funny!!!! I don't know what else to say!

Katie said...

Love you, seriously funniest gal i know. You don't need to be on that show you got Troy and Troy got you, nothing can beat that!

Roney Clan said...

That was a great blog. Love how you threw your picture in there. I think you had a chance. Wouldnt that be crazy if that was the way we found love?

sheena said...

Just got done watching.....you really won't believe it. I hope he has your #--when you talk to him give him mine.

Amy said...

Jinxed, did they even have a chance. You were spot on miss Ali. I can't wait to see how this turns out.

Holladay Family said...

It REALLY worked out that way! Shocking but you knew how it was supposed to turn out! I just want to hear him explain you to the girls tonight. Good times.

jayniemoon said...

Why don't you still live in these parts, every time I read this blog I want to hang out with you. Plus, I want you to teach Hazel preschool!

Joe and Amy said...

Ali, will you email me your email address? I want to send you an invite. joe_amylee@hotmail.com
Also, I would love to add Shara, Meredith, Shelly, and Kelly, (I already have Lindi's) Thanks!

Todd, Janelle & Sydney said...

amazing, I had the same dream, only it was me he chose! He is quite the hot bachelor!